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Jim Leyland’s Smokehouse

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We Want You: Former Nationals GM Jim Bowden

Listen, Jim. Don’t get down on yourself. Just because you were forced/decided to retire on your own terms doesn’t mean all hope is lost.

Let me tell you why: Chatterbalks.com needs Latin-American sportswriters!

None of us can really speak Spanish. That is part of the problem.

Jim Leyland’s Smokehouse: A True Pain in the Ass

Hello folks. The name is Leyland, Jim Leyland. And I’m here to tell ya’ll about somethin’ that’s choppin’ mah balls. With technology gettin’ so advanced, it seems as though they still can’t solve the problems of homosexuals. Now, it’s not certain who’s a who and what’s a what in the major leagues, but I can […]

Jim Leyland’s Smokehouse: “Eric Karros, Grow Out A Goddamn Moustache Already”

Hello folks. The name is Leyland, Jim Leyland. And I’m here to tell ya’ll about somethin’ that’s choppin’ mah balls. There’s not too many varmints in this world who have the gumption to literally and figuratively go spittin’ in mah bazoo. But this Eric Karros, he is one flannel-mouthed horse’s ass. Well Karros, lemme tell […]