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Matt Holliday Awes No One; Hits First Homerun of Season

Thanks Matt Holliday, for finally hitting a god damn homerun. And it only took you 17 games (he missed two games) to do it. Granted you only hit 4 HR’s in the month of April last year, the consensus is, you still blow.

Day 125: Please Give Us Glorious Manny News, ESPN Deportes

HAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT ESPN DEPORTES HOW COULD I EVER DOUBT YOU WOULD FAIL ME!!! VIVE ENRIQUE ROJAS!!!

Ok, but seriously – thank god it looks like this thing is over. Manny is flying to LA, hopefully get some Kogi with Dodgers owner Frank McCourt and spend time in his wonderful parking lots, sign the contract, and everyone will get on with their lives.

Fantasy Island: Thank You Orlando

This is for all the unfortunate souls who drafted Matt Holliday in the first round last season in a keeper league (including yours truly) and have subsequently chalked this season up to a “rebuilding year.” You can now breath a sigh of relief as you don’t have to only rely on Jason “Remember When I […]