Gems From the Web: 4/28

HEY JORDAN, HIT THIS CURVEBALL!

- In our opinion, #1 pick Matthew Stafford resembles more of a bully fifth-grader than anyone else. [HHR]
- David Ortiz Vs. Swine Flu - both really annoying as a result of over-hyped media coverage. [Bugs & Cranks]
- 12 Unintentionally Sports Headlines. Personally, we thought the “Wood: I Feel Great” comment was [...]

Gems From the Web: 4/22

SAD NEWS
- Mutombo and the finger wag are totally dunzo. [SI]
- 46 year-old “Refrigerator” Perry is in the hospital. In all honesty, we thought he would live forever. [Yahoo! Sports]
LESS SAD NEWS
- Ron Santo’s throat was not harmed in last night’s feline escapade at Wrigley. In other news, SOMEONE BETTER CLEAN UP ALL THAT CAT [...]

Gems from the Web: 3/24

- Rod is clearly taking this bracket down. And why isn’t Jose Canseco in this? [Holy Taco]
- If the pros won’t accept Andruw Jones, will the pros of the professional eating circuit? Joey Chestnut would make a great tag-team partner for the clam bake competition. [Bugs & Cranks]
- NCAA College Basketball coaches = pedophiles. These [...]