Gems from the Web

Gems From the Web: 4/22

SAD NEWS

- Mutombo and the finger wag are totally dunzo. [SI]

- 46 year-old “Refrigerator” Perry is in the hospital. In all honesty, we thought he would live forever. [Yahoo! Sports]

LESS SAD NEWS

- Ron Santo’s throat was not harmed in last night’s feline escapade at Wrigley. In other news, SOMEONE BETTER CLEAN UP ALL THAT CAT SHIT IN DEMPSTER’S LOCKER [Deadspin]

- NASCAR with romance, with the exact same amount of lube. [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

- Holy crap, more Cubs news. Be an infinite loser in the Wrigley-themed cemetery [Bugs & Cranks]

- We really miss Howard Johnson over here at Chatterbalks, to such an extent that we will actually tolerate staying in his Howard Johnson hotels. [Sharapova's Thigh]

- The “Great White Hope” says the state of the game is “solid.” Bud thinks so too! [Baseball Prospectus]

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