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Gems From the Web: 4/8


  • Legendary errorman Bill Buckner presents Red Sox with World Series ‘bling;” Stewart Scott’s verbiage now invading ESPN articles. [ESPN]
  • Legendary Carl Everett stories of yore. Apparently, he hates the media. Does that mean he hates ChatterBalks? (begins sprinting) [Deadspin]
  • Blue Jays trade two strippers and a handjob for A.J. Burnett. [Sports By Brooks]
  • Mets determine Rick Astley song is best-suited for the 8th inning, as opposed to Bon Jovi’s discography played throughout game. [NY Daily News]
  • Steve Phillips: awful commentator, fired GM, and now aspiring stand-up comedian! [Big Lead]
  • Pirates sign former viking Craig Wilson to pillage and rape Pirates via playing 1B. [Pittsburgh Post Gazette]

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