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J.P. Losman Has Too Much Time On Hands, Hates Pau Gasol

When you’re an unrestricted free agent who has sucked for many a year, you do what you need to do to pass time. XBox 360, masturbation, as well as long mountain walks may be beneficial for a young man like J.P. Losman. Losman, if you can remember way back when in Bills football lore, was the Bills 22nd overall pick in the 2004 draft, and compiled a career QB rating of 75.6. Mediocrity in human form.

Yet, the man is still without a job. Rumor has it that the Lions have shown some interest, but can that really be considered a promising job opportunity when you have Prince Stafford taking over the reigns as soon as possible?

Recently, while scanning over some hilarious editorials written by L.A. fans, we found this gem…

What does Losman have against Gasol? Is it his freshly-groomed beard, or perhaps the fact that he is a superior athlete? J.P. should come up the road a few hundred miles to watch the Lakers kill in the playoffs, but considering all of the cougars that hang out in the Gaslamp district with Losman, we can see why he prefers down south.

The other thing we don’t understand is why he looks as if he “was just shot by a sniper.” Does someone want Pau Gasol dead? Is it the Chinese that want to kill him for that picture those hilarious Spaniards took? Only time will tell.

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