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Brad Childress Is An All-Knowing Deity

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Credit to Deadspin for the great article

So, Brad Childress went on a morning show today and discussed what has been the main topic of “NFL Live” for the past six months or so: Brett Favre. They asked him questions about all the rumors and press releases by the Vikings about the Wranglers spokesman himself.

Luckily, he has some great answers:

“I don’t know how you guys in that industry go about your sourcing. A source said that a source said. I don’t know. It’s questionable. Very questionable.”

How do they go about sourcing? I don’t know…maybe PRESS RELEASES SENT BY THE TEAM?

“The Vikings conveyed their decision in a phone call from vice president of football operations Rob Brzezinski to Bus Cook, the agent who represents Favre.” - some shitbag site called ESPN.com

We’re not trying to re-iterate the same point as Deadspin. They were on-point with regards to communication between front office and on-the-field personnel.

We’re just trying to say that Brad Childress is a real sweetheart, and that everyone needs to take it down a notch.

- He’s angry.

- He’s got a real fun moustache.

- He plays a sport that children enjoy.

So, yeah. Maybe Childress isn’t the best coach in the world. Sure, he has problems on deciding what awful quarterback to use. But what does he have deep-down inside that makes him worthy of CB love? He’s got love for children, and he’s most likely a pedophile.

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