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Vladimir Guerrero Reveals New Fake Age

The guys at Deadspin are reporting that the LA Times is reporting that Vladimir Guerrero slipped up during an interview and revealed that he is actually 34-years-old and not 33 as he has previously stated. Still unconfirmed is the rumor that his knees are actually those of a 67-year old woman with osteoporosis.

In related news from another country that probably thinks it’s hilarious that America believes anything they tell them, Andrés Galarraga has revealed that he is in fact a 952-year old ancient Venezuelan mummy instead of the previously stated 47-years-old.

Venezuela still has no comment on Miguel Cabrera’s fat ass.

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