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Gems From the Web: 3/20

• Listen, if you don’t want convicts on your team, the Nationals would be more than happy to trade. Stab!

• Wait, Kerry Wood is injured again?!? Wait, what?!?

• In other news, Tampa Bay renamed a street near their stadium to “We Have Never Had Any Notable Player In This Franchise Rd.”

• Apparently, Steve Trachsel may be the cause of global warming. Or the only Orioles pitcher that has ever been overrated. Or the root of all evil.

• Yesterday, we reported Chinese cheerleaders. Today, Marlins cheerleaders. Enjoy.

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