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Gems from the Web: 3/24

- Rod is clearly taking this bracket down. And why isn’t Jose Canseco in this? [Holy Taco]

- If the pros won’t accept Andruw Jones, will the pros of the professional eating circuit? Joey Chestnut would make a great tag-team partner for the clam bake competition. [Bugs & Cranks]

- NCAA College Basketball coaches = pedophiles. These pictures simply prove it. [Ice Ice Babies]

- Which hideous creature most resembles this prospect’s flabby torso? Our vote is for Dr. Zoidberg [Tirico Suave]

- Note to Pablo Sandoval: your orthodontist is a complete a-hole. [SF Gate]

- Tommy Lasorda will tell you confusing stories in a sweater vest and keep you entertained. He is the Don Rickles of former MLB managers [DeadSpin]

- The Dubai Ice Rink is made of gold and fear. [The Province]

- Mets SP Freddy Garcia has been retained in the prison cell otherwise known as Mets Bullpen Penitentiary [MLB Trade Rumors]

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