An anonymous source has come forward stating that Sports Illustrated writer Selena Roberts is a “fucking bitch” and “has always been a fucking bitch.”
In the wake of the recent revelation about Alex Rodriguez’s hooker girlfriend, the Yankees third baseman has released a statement saying, “Fuck it.”
Hey guess what, Alex? I can see your cyst/torn labrum in these stylin’ shots! Fashion faux pas!
The New York Yankees don’t like coming in second in anything.
Even in coming in second.