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We Are Prophets and/or Sorcerers; Mets Suck, Have Swine Flu

We at Chatterbalks usually don’t like to rub it in people’s faces when we’re right, but EAT IT SUCKERS! Friend us on Twitter if you would like to hear some more 100% guaranteed true prophesy from THE BASEBALL GODS!

Dodgers Go For 12-0 at Home

Excited about the possiblity of the Dodgers tying the major league record by going 12-0 at home, I decided to rub it in the face of fellow ChatterBalks writer Doug since he’s a bitter Giants fan. I think he got the last laugh: Me: Did you see the Dodger dominate last night? Doug: Well, I […]

Hindsight is 20/20 My Friend: Brad Evans Needs to Shut His McRib Hole

I think it’s time for an old fashioned Intervention for our old friend Brad Evans at Yahoo! Sports. In his recent post in the Yahoo! Sports Blog Roto-Arcade, Brad goes the extra mile at qualifying that journalism degree by making the analogy that Dodgers prospect James McDonald is a McRib sandwich from the restaurant McDonald’s.

Brett Favre “Wranglers” Sponsorship Goes Back to Draft Day

NFL draft day April 21, 1991 – Brett Favre gets the call from the Atlanta Falcons. He was selected 33rd overall in the draft and was subsequently signed to a lifetime sponsorship by Wranglers. The evidence is startling.

Yankees Deny Mike Cameron Exists

Bad news for Mike Cameron: one of the only teams left that has no concept of monetary or player value has denied interest in signing him [NY Post]. And let’s be frank Mike, when a team that sign Jason Giambi for a 7 year $120 million contract is basically telling you that you should retire, […]

Manny Too Injured for Baseball, Not for Cricket

Sidelined by a tight hamstring, Manny Ramirez took to the Cricket field for a few swings. For all those Dodgers fans who are probably screaming at their computer screens “What in God’s green motherfucking Earth are you doing? YOU’RE OUR WHOLE SEASON! If you get seriously injured, we’re completely boned! OH GOD NO. THIS IS […]