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Bavasi’s Escape

Today, the Seattle Mariners fired their GM, Bill Bavasi. As previously reported on this site, Bavasi’s job wasn’t the only thing in danger. The following is our interpretation of Bavasi’s final day in conveienient movie script form. INT SAFECO FIELD. In a pitch-black seemingly endless hallway with only the tiniest amount of light trickling in […]

Mariners Put GM Bavasi’s Life ‘On The Line,’ in Addition to Employment

SEATTLE, WA – According to some higher-ups in the Mariners organization, Bill Bavasi’s lifeline is “in risk of being terminated.” It’s become publicly known that after a series of bad managerial decisions, GM Bavasi’s professional career is at stake. However, according to a clan of Mariners druids who initially broke the story to Chatterbalks, there […]

Gems From The Web: 4/28

To us, it’s never too soon to believe in the Rays. However, when it gets to June and they are in third place, it will be too late. [Fanhouse] Sick of Roger Clemens yet? Well, he’ll never be sick of 15-year old music stars. Watch out Hannah Montana! [NY Daily News] Brian Sabean faces off […]