Ryan Braun: “Worst Prenatal Care Worker Ever”

BELLEVUE, WI - Maternity ward nurses at Bellevue Hospital, frustrated with increasing mortality rates, have told Brewers 3B Ryan Braun that he needs to “ship up and ship out.” Braun, a horrible fielder in his first year with the Brewers, has dropped over nine infants in the past month, giving him a Baby Fielding Percentage [...]