Gems From the Web: 4/18

Hey, remember Darren Dreifort? Well, that contract is still hilarious. [JoeSportsFan]

Carl Pavano’s agent thinks of him as a #1-2 starter. The rest of the world: “…Really?” [SimonOnSports]

Baseball players are meant to be fat? John Kruk must be a gold mine! [Larry Brown Sports]

Mickey Mantle probably never hit a ball 565 feet. He [...]