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– Breaking news: the MLB Network has breaking news! Wait, just hold on, we’re getting more breaking news! [Bugs & Cranks] – Unlike his new seat in jail, Bernie Madoff’s Mets season tickets are not accompanied with sodomy. [Deadspin] – Hey Terry Pendleton, maybe Sid Bream can get you a job roofing his house! [Sabernomics] […]
Due to the economic woes of Citigroup, the Mets’ new stadium was almost left without a sponsor. Until Failure stepped in.
The New York Yankees don’t like coming in second in anything.
Even in coming in second.
Recently ChatterBalks got a hold of this script by Paul Haggis about this year’s New York Mets. We were so excited to read it that we felt we needed to share it with the world. Ramon Castro: It’s the sense of touch. On any real team, you just score, you know? You run into home, […]
Legendary errorman Bill Buckner presents Red Sox with World Series ‘bling;” Stewart Scott’s verbiage now invading ESPN articles. [ESPN] Legendary Carl Everett stories of yore. Apparently, he hates the media. Does that mean he hates ChatterBalks? (begins sprinting) [Deadspin] Blue Jays trade two strippers and a handjob for A.J. Burnett. [Sports By Brooks] Mets determine […]