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Washingtun Natinals = Radz

Special coverage from Chatterbalks’ spelling and grammar correspondent: Scott! It’s no secret that the Washington Nationals cannot play baseball well. Going 1 out of 10 in the first 11 games is nothing short of pathetic, but adding insult to pure shittiness, the team seamstress spelled their team name incorrectly on their jerseys. I hope for […]

Gems From the Web: 3/30

The Brewers are in the midst of locking up two younger players. Also, they recently broke up with Bernie Brewer. Mr. Marlin signs one-day contract, retires, and is let out to sea. That is, until one day, when he is captured by an awful expansion team from Puerto Rico. Ichiro has eaten the same lunch […]

Gems From the Web: 3/20

Listen, if you don’t want convicts on your team, the Nationals would be more than happy to trade. Stab! Wait, Kerry Wood is injured again?!? Wait, what?!? In other news, Tampa Bay renamed a street near their stadium to “We Have Never Had Any Notable Player In This Franchise Rd.” Apparently, Steve Trachsel may be […]

Nationals GM Jim Bowden: “Does That Come With a Blu-Ray Player?”

If there’s one thing we love more than watching baseball in person, it’s being able to watch baseball in person but also watching it on a giant TV. So, we’ve got some good news for us.The new Nationals stadium will feature a 1,300-inch screen on its centerfield scoreboard (they give the size in inches because […]