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Getting To Know You: Nick Markakis

Too often, we see baseball players as essentially different from the rest of us.  In order to combat that trend, we at ChatterBalks have started Getting To Know You, in which we conduct informal interviews in order to humanize them.  This time: Baltimore Orioles outfielder Nick Markakis!

Gems From the Web: 4/3

Scott Kazmir is on the road back from injury. But being Scott Kazmir, he made sure to buy a round-trip ticket. What a Putz! Putz him on the DL! That’s not where I Putz my area where the ribs attach to the cartilage!  Okay, we’re done. If we’ve learned anything from The Wire, it’s that […]

Orioles Get Trophies For Participation

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – As they left their Spring Training home on Friday to get ready for the regular season, the Baltimore Orioles thought they knew what was coming. The beginning of another hopeless year. A preseason pizza party at Round Table where Nick Markakis was going to beat everyone at the Cruisin’ USA game […]

Gems From the Web: 3/26

“Kershaw Rules“? In other news, Joe Torre creates “Nomar Rules,” one of which includes Nomar tearing his groin every play. The new Yankee Stadium has a steakhouse? And no stripclubs for A-Rod? Disappointing. It appears the Orioles might trade B-Rob for a hoagie. I guess it couldn’t get much worse for this Cubs fan, unless […]