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San Diego Padres ready to trade Peavy, will be “Like, Mets Bad”

ESPN is reporting that San Diego Padres’ ace pitcher Jake ‘Jager Bomb‘ Peavy might be headed to the Chicago White Sox, pending his own approval, which would officially move San Diego from a “Garbage” level team to “Like, Mets bad.”

Getting To Know You: Jermaine Dye

Too often, we see baseball players as essentially different from the rest of us. In order to combat that trend, we at ChatterBalks have started Getting To Know You, in which we conduct informal interviews in order to humanize them. This time: Chicago White Sox outfielder Jermaine Dye!

Feminists Demand Degradation of Real Women in White Sox Clubhouse

Feminists are furious in the wake of an anonymous White Sox player attempting to motivate his team by using a blow-up doll in the clubhouse. “This is a blow to women everywhere,” said Jenni Carlson, president of the Association for Women in Sports Media. “Those of us who have worked hard to better ourselves are […]

Gems From the Web: 4/9

Mets fans don’t appreciate being Rick Rolled. But what about my vote? I think it’s hilarious that it happened to them. [Deadspin] Fight! Fight! Fight! [Awful Announcing] We love Ozzie Guillen, in a “wouldn’t want to spend time with him” sort of way. [Big League Stew] “Hi, we’re the Dodgers, and we’re unconscionably evil.” [Fanhouse] […]