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Getting To Know You: Jermaine Dye

Too often, we see baseball players as essentially different from the rest of us. In order to combat that trend, we at ChatterBalks have started Getting To Know You, in which we conduct informal interviews in order to humanize them. This time: Chicago White Sox outfielder Jermaine Dye!

Feminists Demand Degradation of Real Women in White Sox Clubhouse

Feminists are furious in the wake of an anonymous White Sox player attempting to motivate his team by using a blow-up doll in the clubhouse. “This is a blow to women everywhere,” said Jenni Carlson, president of the Association for Women in Sports Media. “Those of us who have worked hard to better ourselves are […]

Stupid White Sox in Stupid First Place, Reports AL Central

According to the other four teams in the AL Central, the “stupid White Sox” are in “stupid first place,” but the other teams “totally don’t want to be there anyway.” The Twins, Royals, Tigers, and Indians all claimed that being in first is for “sucky losers” and that only “stupid idiots” want to be in […]