Yankees Deny Mike Cameron Exists

Bad news for Mike Cameron: one of the only teams left that has no concept of monetary or player value has denied interest in signing him [NY Post]. And let’s be frank Mike, when a team that sign Jason Giambi for a 7 year $120 million contract is basically telling you that you should retire, [...]

A-Rod: “Fuck It”

In the wake of the recent revelation about Alex Rodriguez’s hooker girlfriend, the Yankees third baseman has released a statement saying, “Fuck it.”

A-Rod: Mod With a Bod

Hey guess what, Alex? I can see your cyst/torn labrum in these stylin’ shots! Fashion faux pas!

Is Bernie Williams Gonna Have to Choke a Bitch?

The AP is reporting that a Pureto Rican woman has filed a complaint against former Yankees center fielder Bernie Williams for allegedly hitting her at a nightclub while she took his picture. Bernie of course denies the allegations.

Getting To Know You: Nick Markakis

Too often, we see baseball players as essentially different from the rest of us.  In order to combat that trend, we at ChatterBalks have started Getting To Know You, in which we conduct informal interviews in order to humanize them.  This time: Baltimore Orioles outfielder Nick Markakis!

Yankees Determined To Out-Trainwreck Mets

The New York Yankees don’t like coming in second in anything.

Even in coming in second.